They make poor attempts to try to get you to not want someone to die. This one really takes great length to utilize the fact that the creatures' sheer implausibility to exist provides this one with plenty of outstanding action scenes that bring about the multiple heads into play. When the camera is underwater you can totally tell that it's all done on a computer and the few halfway-underwater shots are somehow even worse. Of course, there are some scenes that can make you gag. Storyline: A four headed shark makes the Puerto Rico coast his private buffet as he chomps on models, photographers, surfers at a surf competition, plus the beach bunnies at the competition on the beach. I love fake blood and gore as well. Headed Shark Attack' films didn't.
Since this one plays with deformity angle, the shots of the creature's multiple heads each chewing on the floating pieces in its path give this a really cheesy angle that is quite fun with all the different attacks. This five headed monster is an eating machine and is not particular about a menu. Later the tail started morphing into the 5th head. When the shark is swimming, it makes it seem like it's going super fast and close, but then the camera cuts to the people and it's somehow not even close to them. And there are too many survivors for me. To describe the story as weak is being too insulting to the word weak, it is a very lethargically paced and thin as ice story with lots of padding that is either badly written or serves no point at all to the movie, other than attempts at novelty value, which falls flat on its face because it all feels so tired. .
When the female cop falls off the boat the 5th head gets to enjoy the meal too. Sadly he was given the silliest lines in the film. Everything is edited so awkwardly. I knew what to expect before watching this and still it failed to deliver any real enjoyment, just anther SyFy Shark film jumping on the bandwagon of an over populated shark infested water of films. I guess to kill big fish, who also happens to be her ex-boyfriend and the romance concludes as stupidly as it was set up because they decide they want to marry after killing the shark even though they only knew each other again for like one day. I mean, the shark sprouts the fifth head where its tail is and no one even acknowledges this. Totally ridiculous; especially when the fifth head came into play.
They just seem to have a bad time delivering a decent story, but their movies are fun to watch if only for the laugh factor. And, my favorite, he's still alive. Sadly '5 Headed Shark Attack' is just too amateurish to accept as a guilty pleasure, where nearly everything is just poor quality that it's insulting and there is nowhere near enough fun, intentional or unintentional, moments. Hey, give us reason to believe your story. Worst is the use of hand guns to kill any large monster. There are far better shark movies available and putting 5 heads on one shark doesn't make it five times as intense, it almost works in quite the opposite.
This is one of the scariest movies I have seen. This was a movie I really regret watching and I honestly wish that I could get the time back it took to watch this all the way through. Red was, of course right, bullets can not kill the beast. Or tip toe along the edge of a small craft, hardly able to keep your balance so that falling into the water is certain. Admittedly, both The Asylum and SyFy do have a small group of watchable films and the occasional big emphasis on that word above average one, unfortunately outweighed by the lacklustre at best and often dreadful films they churn out.
Writing ranges between incredibly bad to appalling. The opening attack on the photo-shoot on the boat where each head is able to take out one of the participants, the groups' first encounter with the shark that proves them completely out of their element as it just launches the attack out of nowhere and the later sequence of it taking over the fishing boat with utter ease where each of the heads takes out drowning crew-members shows off the shark in its element. Does anyone see the shark, know where it is? It's that kind of movie that you watch just to laugh at, sort of like Sharknado. The opening scene was actually pretty entertaining, something that put the viewer in the mood for some very dumb but guilty pleasure fun. Regarding the shark attacks, some are rushed, others are badly drawn out.
Why, if bullets are useless? All things considered this film was not super horrible. That being said, it is pretty bad as the plot is terrible, the actors are really lame and there really is no reason for the four headed shark. Headed Shark Attack' films and is yet another low-budget shark attack film that looks cheap and like it was made with no budget, heart or enthusiasm. We start with a cover graphic that can not count to five. It looks like fiction we might likely see on The Scooby Doo Show. Not an ounce of creativity or originality not that I was expecting it, but just another point in how dull it is save for the shark having five heads.
The 5th head does in fact eat, one time. Before anybody gets defensive, am well aware that films like '5 Headed Shark Attack' are not ones to be taken seriously. I'm sure none of the cast nor crew know anything about marine biology outside this movie, or they'd have known that the build of a shark's tail fin is what aids the shark's speed and motion. Have seen my fair share of low-budget shark films, and any other kind of low-budget creature film, and will admit to finding some guilty fun in some of them i. After two of their number Sean and Lindsay, their names are repeated numerous times are killed by sharkzilla, it becomes personal, and the plot goes into revenge territory. Not only that, he can get them back out after it kills one of their own! Only to have my hopes dashed and plunged below disappointment, when the shark's tail morphed into a head without cause or was it the arrow? This is a very scary movie. Professor Angie Yost Nikki Howard and a few of her interns are swayed by money from a business man in San Juan to search and contain this freak before it terrorizes the peaceful beaches.