How did you guys finish so fast? I guess I'll see you Sunday night. I don't know, sounds pretty cool. Okay, hang on, what if Thor's hand is on the hammer? Can I use your phone? I know I'd feel more safe if you turn on the turn-by-turn voice option. I wish my mom was here. After all we've been through, I just want to go home. The only thing left to do now is assign blame. Now I feel bad for picking on all those kids.
What do you think you might be into? Wh-What brings you guys here? Uh, four glasses of water, please. They've got action figures, toys, a Tron-themed dance party Okay, he gets how cool it is. As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters. You said it's a magic hammer. It's cute how excited they are. I think I have all I need here.
Data isn't supposed to smile, but here it comes. Leonard, bear left and continue on Interstate 210. It's a comic book convention. Wool pants in the desert. Interstates are numbered as follows. You do it on the weekend, you got brunch. Insurance is gonna buy you a new car.
So what's our first pose going to be? Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up? The strap is part of the hammer! Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer 'cause Thor's touching it. We're just, uh, giving you a head start. A hammer so heavy that no one else can pick it up? Okay, I just talked to my mom. We're an imaginary landing party who had real-life garbage thrown at us by real-life strangers who think we're idiots. You can't ask a question like that in here. Well, there was a lot of action, Mmm.
Come on, let's just start walking. Are you trying to start a rumble? Well, perhaps we should hold up a sign that assures passing motorists of our mental competence. How can they still be into something made for 12-year-olds? Fine, then I guess it's two against two. That's so much worse than having your car stolen. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend. Shh, he said it's interesting. Yeah, I'm sweating my bald cap off.
Although when he comes to bed in his Batman pajamas, sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child. I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest. You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday, you got a problem. Do you recall this conversation? Actually, it's three against one. You guys need me to call someone? Oh, they shot a lot of Star Trek episodes out there. And to tell you the truth, I'm starting to feel like one.
Somewhere in the desert we crossed into an alternate dimension where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature. Could you please stop staring? Come on, Howard, talk to him. Continue on Interstate 210 for five miles. Look, Leonard, there's a bridge. The artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written, and it doesn't objectify or stereotype women. We could all hang out in her shadow. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
Yeah, he kind of is. What, you think just because you're wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge? I'm turning it on, but just to shut you up. You said we were a real-life landing party. Please, Sheldon, I am so not in the mood. The Earth began to cool The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools We built the Wall We built the pyramids Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery That all started with a big bang Bang! Yeah, it can't make decisions. All right, well, who's the best superhero? Then you have your darker anti-heroes-- your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher. You don't know his life! Got a terrible case of pinkeye.
I thought we agreed this was all Koothrappali's fault. Hulk picked up Thor, Thor picked up the hammer. I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child. The comic book store isn't far from here. I don't even understand why they go to these conventions. It's not just comic books.